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'<dl><dt>Q.</dt><dd><strong>When is a blueberry not even close to being a blueberry?</strong></dd><dt>A.</dt><dd>When a blueberry is actually a piece of apple, colored blue, and sold as \'blueberry\'.</dd></dl>',
'<dl><dt>Q.</dt><dd><strong>What kind of oil should be used when baking scones?</strong></dd><dt>A.</dt><dd>None &#8212; ever. Oil is for making cake.</dd></dl>',
'<dl><dt>Q.</dt><dd><strong>What is all-natural?</strong></dd><dt>A.</dt><dd>There isn\'t a legal requirement or description for all-natural, so let us present our standard as well as another popular criteria: Food without excessive processing, and only the chemicals the food was born with.</dd></dl>');
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